15 OTPs

[sumeria]

So, a meme's been floating 'round to describe fifteen of your OTPs in fifteen words or less, and I was eventually prodded into doing so. Not in verse, because unlike some people, I am not a crazy person. This... is very anime heavy, but some western fandoms are in here. No more than one pairing per fandom.

...Now updated to reflect progress.


1 : If you can get past the waterboarding, there's not much left to derail a relationship.
-Psiten and Imifumei
2 : No matter how often I kill you, it never helps.
-Psiten
3 : It takes an interesting woman for me to ship her with thirteen men.
-Psiten, Beltenebra, Imifumei
4 : Nothing says, "I love you," like a fist in the heart.
-Psiten, Beltenebra, Imifumei
5 : If you balance enough mental problems carefully enough, you can get one healthy relationship.
-Psiten
6 : Men can't be held responsible for what they do near a charisma modifier that high.
-Psiten, Beltenebra
7 : When a rivalry reaches a certain point, you just can't *talk* to anyone else.
-Psiten
8 : A girl should always go for the version that's housebroken.
-Psiten
9 : He's only arresting you to get your attention.
-Beltenebra
10: It's an easy choice between the sweet, funny guy and the grumpy antisocial asshole, right?
-Psiten
11: You don' balance balance with balance, you balance balance with *passion*.
-No one! (I lie, my roommate did guess this, but she didn't do it in my lj, so it doesn't count.) You have all seen this show.
12: They should have just admitted they were totally AU and surendured to the gay.
-Beltenebra
13: If you date the most irritating person you know, you'll always have plenty of sparks.
-Psiten and Beltenebra
14: I'm sure he'll find a way to fix the avian problem.
-Psiten, Beltenebra, Imifumei
15: True love is getting into bed with a deranged psychopath with tuberculosis.
-Psiten, Beltenebra, Imifumei

Comments

[psiten]

5) When you get to the point of revealing this one, I'm going to kick myself.
9) The chances that this is Nick Knight and LaCroix seem so slim... and yet I'm having massive difficulty coming up with people who arrest people.
10) Naru x Mai, Ghost Hunt. But you already told me I have that right.
11) There's... no chance this is Atobe x Echizen? Is there? Because I don't see anyone else on this list they could be.
12) Wild guess. Lancelot x Arthur, Warhammer: The Movie King Arthur?

[sumeria.livejournal.com]

In order...

5.) Yes, you will.
9.) Nope, not them either.
11.) None whatsoever. And now, a hint: Number 11 is not an anime pairing.
12.) Fraid not. But I do see from whence you got there.