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sumeriaSo, a meme's been floating 'round to describe fifteen of your OTPs in fifteen words or less, and I was eventually prodded into doing so. Not in verse, because unlike some people, I am not a crazy person. This... is very anime heavy, but some western fandoms are in here. No more than one pairing per fandom.
...Now updated to reflect progress.
1 : If you can get past the waterboarding, there's not much left to derail a relationship.
-Psiten and Imifumei
2 : No matter how often I kill you, it never helps.
-Psiten
3 : It takes an interesting woman for me to ship her with thirteen men.
-Psiten, Beltenebra, Imifumei
4 : Nothing says, "I love you," like a fist in the heart.
-Psiten, Beltenebra, Imifumei
5 : If you balance enough mental problems carefully enough, you can get one healthy relationship.
-Psiten
6 : Men can't be held responsible for what they do near a charisma modifier that high.
-Psiten, Beltenebra
7 : When a rivalry reaches a certain point, you just can't *talk* to anyone else.
-Psiten
8 : A girl should always go for the version that's housebroken.
-Psiten
9 : He's only arresting you to get your attention.
-Beltenebra
10: It's an easy choice between the sweet, funny guy and the grumpy antisocial asshole, right?
-Psiten
11: You don' balance balance with balance, you balance balance with *passion*.
-No one! (I lie, my roommate did guess this, but she didn't do it in my lj, so it doesn't count.) You have all seen this show.
12: They should have just admitted they were totally AU and surendured to the gay.
-Beltenebra
13: If you date the most irritating person you know, you'll always have plenty of sparks.
-Psiten and Beltenebra
14: I'm sure he'll find a way to fix the avian problem.
-Psiten, Beltenebra, Imifumei
15: True love is getting into bed with a deranged psychopath with tuberculosis.
-Psiten, Beltenebra, Imifumei
...Now updated to reflect progress.
1 : If you can get past the waterboarding, there's not much left to derail a relationship.
-Psiten and Imifumei
2 : No matter how often I kill you, it never helps.
-Psiten
3 : It takes an interesting woman for me to ship her with thirteen men.
-Psiten, Beltenebra, Imifumei
4 : Nothing says, "I love you," like a fist in the heart.
-Psiten, Beltenebra, Imifumei
5 : If you balance enough mental problems carefully enough, you can get one healthy relationship.
-Psiten
6 : Men can't be held responsible for what they do near a charisma modifier that high.
-Psiten, Beltenebra
7 : When a rivalry reaches a certain point, you just can't *talk* to anyone else.
-Psiten
8 : A girl should always go for the version that's housebroken.
-Psiten
9 : He's only arresting you to get your attention.
-Beltenebra
10: It's an easy choice between the sweet, funny guy and the grumpy antisocial asshole, right?
-Psiten
11: You don' balance balance with balance, you balance balance with *passion*.
-No one! (I lie, my roommate did guess this, but she didn't do it in my lj, so it doesn't count.) You have all seen this show.
12: They should have just admitted they were totally AU and surendured to the gay.
-Beltenebra
13: If you date the most irritating person you know, you'll always have plenty of sparks.
-Psiten and Beltenebra
14: I'm sure he'll find a way to fix the avian problem.
-Psiten, Beltenebra, Imifumei
15: True love is getting into bed with a deranged psychopath with tuberculosis.
-Psiten, Beltenebra, Imifumei
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Date: 2009-01-27 05:52 pm (UTC)9) The chances that this is Nick Knight and LaCroix seem so slim... and yet I'm having massive difficulty coming up with people who arrest people.
10) Naru x Mai, Ghost Hunt. But you already told me I have that right.
11) There's... no chance this is Atobe x Echizen? Is there? Because I don't see anyone else on this list they could be.
12) Wild guess. Lancelot x Arthur,
Warhammer: The MovieKing Arthur?no subject
Date: 2009-01-27 06:06 pm (UTC)5.) Yes, you will.
9.) Nope, not them either.
11.) None whatsoever. And now, a hint: Number 11 is not an anime pairing.
12.) Fraid not. But I do see from whence you got there.