15 OTPs

[sumeria]

So, a meme's been floating 'round to describe fifteen of your OTPs in fifteen words or less, and I was eventually prodded into doing so. Not in verse, because unlike some people, I am not a crazy person. This... is very anime heavy, but some western fandoms are in here. No more than one pairing per fandom.

...Now updated to reflect progress.


1 : If you can get past the waterboarding, there's not much left to derail a relationship.
-Psiten and Imifumei
2 : No matter how often I kill you, it never helps.
-Psiten
3 : It takes an interesting woman for me to ship her with thirteen men.
-Psiten, Beltenebra, Imifumei
4 : Nothing says, "I love you," like a fist in the heart.
-Psiten, Beltenebra, Imifumei
5 : If you balance enough mental problems carefully enough, you can get one healthy relationship.
-Psiten
6 : Men can't be held responsible for what they do near a charisma modifier that high.
-Psiten, Beltenebra
7 : When a rivalry reaches a certain point, you just can't *talk* to anyone else.
-Psiten
8 : A girl should always go for the version that's housebroken.
-Psiten
9 : He's only arresting you to get your attention.
-Beltenebra
10: It's an easy choice between the sweet, funny guy and the grumpy antisocial asshole, right?
-Psiten
11: You don' balance balance with balance, you balance balance with *passion*.
-No one! (I lie, my roommate did guess this, but she didn't do it in my lj, so it doesn't count.) You have all seen this show.
12: They should have just admitted they were totally AU and surendured to the gay.
-Beltenebra
13: If you date the most irritating person you know, you'll always have plenty of sparks.
-Psiten and Beltenebra
14: I'm sure he'll find a way to fix the avian problem.
-Psiten, Beltenebra, Imifumei
15: True love is getting into bed with a deranged psychopath with tuberculosis.
-Psiten, Beltenebra, Imifumei