Surreality

[sumeria]

Today, as I was walking to work, I passed not one, not two, but three middle aged men in very nice suits carrying cases of Mountain Dew.  They were not traveling together.  They were not traveling in the same direction.  They ranged in apparent age from late thirties to mid fifties.  Each carried a case of the aforementioned Dew. (Two were regular, one was diet).  


?????

I can only assume that somewhere in my city, there is a middle-aged business lan party going on.