15 OTPs

[sumeria]

So, a meme's been floating 'round to describe fifteen of your OTPs in fifteen words or less, and I was eventually prodded into doing so. Not in verse, because unlike some people, I am not a crazy person. This... is very anime heavy, but some western fandoms are in here. No more than one pairing per fandom.

...Now updated to reflect progress.


1 : If you can get past the waterboarding, there's not much left to derail a relationship.
-Psiten and Imifumei
2 : No matter how often I kill you, it never helps.
-Psiten
3 : It takes an interesting woman for me to ship her with thirteen men.
-Psiten, Beltenebra, Imifumei
4 : Nothing says, "I love you," like a fist in the heart.
-Psiten, Beltenebra, Imifumei
5 : If you balance enough mental problems carefully enough, you can get one healthy relationship.
-Psiten
6 : Men can't be held responsible for what they do near a charisma modifier that high.
-Psiten, Beltenebra
7 : When a rivalry reaches a certain point, you just can't *talk* to anyone else.
-Psiten
8 : A girl should always go for the version that's housebroken.
-Psiten
9 : He's only arresting you to get your attention.
-Beltenebra
10: It's an easy choice between the sweet, funny guy and the grumpy antisocial asshole, right?
-Psiten
11: You don' balance balance with balance, you balance balance with *passion*.
-No one! (I lie, my roommate did guess this, but she didn't do it in my lj, so it doesn't count.) You have all seen this show.
12: They should have just admitted they were totally AU and surendured to the gay.
-Beltenebra
13: If you date the most irritating person you know, you'll always have plenty of sparks.
-Psiten and Beltenebra
14: I'm sure he'll find a way to fix the avian problem.
-Psiten, Beltenebra, Imifumei
15: True love is getting into bed with a deranged psychopath with tuberculosis.
-Psiten, Beltenebra, Imifumei

Comments

[imifumei.livejournal.com]

No worries. I just haven't seen half the things you've seen.
Now, let's see. Number 3 can't be Rose & The Doctor because he hasn't been 13 men and even his 10 plus one clone plus one Jack Harkness is only a dozen men. Is it that slutty vampire-lover from those Laurell K. Hamilton books? Maybe Rose & The Doctor is #8?

[sumeria.livejournal.com]

Hrm. My reply to this appears to be above it. How odd.

[imifumei.livejournal.com]

1 : V & Evie.
2 : ?
3 : Rose & The Doctor
4 : SasuNaru
5 : I don’t know that you especially ship them, but this would work for KuroFai
6 : ?
7 : ?
8 : ?
9 : ?
10: I am just certain I have heard something like this. Have I seen what they are from?
11: ?
12: I don’t know who this is but I fear I won’t approve.
13: ?
14: This must be Fakir & Ahiru. (Oh, so adorable.)
15: Hijikata x Okita

[imifumei.livejournal.com]

See how I have now idea? Actually, I may just not think of things the same way as you do. That would explain it.

[imifumei.livejournal.com]

Also, for 13, Shibuya is the most irritating person that Mai knows. Is this them? Actually, this would work for Bella's feelings for Edward very early on in the Twilight series as well.

[sumeria.livejournal.com]

Ah... no. Is neither of those. Though one of those pairings is on this list.

[imifumei.livejournal.com]

#10 could also be Edward and Bella. Damn. I just started reading the first book in the series. It's Edward & Bella all the time for me! They are everywhere!

[imifumei.livejournal.com]

But then, I guess it could also be Mai and Naru. Damn! Why do these pairs all have to be so similar? Oh, right. Because all romances are essentially the same. I forgot for one second that I have read about 1000 identical stories. Sorry.

[sumeria.livejournal.com]

But 10 is actually a quote from teh guy in question. If htat helps at all.

[sumeria.livejournal.com]

Hrm. Right on 1, not sure if you would get 2 or not, Yes on 3 and 4, I do, sort of, but this is not they on 5, You've seen at least some of 10, not sure how much, I... have no idea what you think of 12, but no, you probably won't approve, and you are, of course, right on 14 and 15.